3 inches

Got this in an email from Paul…(well not the image)

Thought you’d all appreciate it (those of you who didn’t get a copy too that is):

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a very nice restaurant.

The waiter took the wine over to the woman and said “this is from the gentleman who is seated over there” and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine for a few moments, not looking at the man, then decided to send him a note to him in reply.

The waiter who was lingering for a response, took the note and handed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

“For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and seven inches in your pants.”

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own, in return.

It read:

“Just to let you know things are not always as they appear to be,  I have an Aston Martin, a BMW, and a Porsche in my several garages, I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Florida and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas.

There is over 20 million dollars in my portfolio and various Banks..

But not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches.

Just send the bottle back.”