Kneeling in Style

Warning: Possibly offensive: fantasies of perverting normally religious furniture for carnal pleasures of a bdsm nature. Read at your own risk.

Of course that likely got undivided attention. *wicked grins*

Seriously, no offense is intended to people of faith who would normally use a prayerkneeler for their religious experience. However, I do have a fantasy about having one of these made, minus all the religious icons and with a few important changes and this post is all about that. Yeah…I know. I’m being naughty. But I thought you liked that about me. *grins*

For those of you who don’t like to surf links here’s a little pitcha of the kind you can buy…but as I said, I’d make some changes:

Now, the changes I’d like to make, besides removing the religious icons, have to do with the height of the top surface. It has to be rather lower than that…but that will give away part of the fun, so I’ll speak of it in a bit. Also if I had one of these, I’d want to leave it right out in plain site….with bdsm toys included. So that little inner shelf, would have to become a drawer. Preferably one that slides both ways, so either the Top or the ~bottom could get into the drawer for play things.

One other change is based on the fact that I love meditation benches. Not just for meditation, but they are an incredibly comfortable foundation for offering a man oral sex. There’s no sore knees. No back ache. No neck ache from laying on your side. Your legs don’t fall asleep. Both hands are free. You can even bow obeisance without moving from your spot. And if kneeling is a penance that a Dom likes to order for you, this will allow you to do it a long time without pain. Perfect in every way.

So…about the kneeler.

My idea about this is to take a few measurements of a person on a really comfortable meditation bench. Then make the kneeler reminiscent of that meditation bench, but with the seat loose so it can lift off completely. If the measurements are correct, then when the seat is put back and locked in place, you will be effectively restraining the person kneeling in it, because the knees will be right up close to the structural support and the bench is locked over the lower legs. The only way to get out of it would be to turn both you and the bench on its side unless its unlocked.

A perfect place to do penance. Lines and whatnot. *winks*

A perfect place to be flogged. *contented sighs…*

And the part I like the most and why I think the over all height needs a bit of lowering is because the top of the kneeler ought to tuck below the scrotum of the guy standing over the gal in the bench. Yup…that’s a nice little sacrament to offer a woman so far as I’m concerned. *wicked sly grins*

Yeah….

Got me some fantasies about that….*licks lips…*

I told ya this was a pervertable furniture post didn’t I? Can’t blame me if you kept reading and got your panties in a bunch about perverting religious items….well unless the bunches are the kind that will make more sly grins on my face. Ga head…tell me all about it. That’s what the little comments box is all about yanno. *smiles*