Posted by: Greenwoman2007 | May 14, 2008

The nightmare of reruns…

Damnit, don’t men understand that a hormonally horny woman only wants three things out of man…?!!!

Silence

Hugs

A stiff cock and the stamina to use it…

Get with the fucking program!!!!

And NO! You aren’t imagining that I already wrote this damned post…I really did publish this already….its just that my menses are late and I’m fucking rabid yet again! Argh! Rosa…not one word about it still being bad after menopause…not one word…I need my illusions today. I’m gonna go mad I sweat to god!

*wanders of cussing even worse in a totally unladylike fashion and thinking about pinning any man in the right state of body and mind to the wall to get what I want…NOW!*

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There are occasionally side benefits to this sort of unassuaged passion…
Thoreau

By: Greenwoman2007 on May 14, 2008
at 4:49 pm

If I had a dick I’d be over there so fast…

Fucking tease…Is this in recompense for my tata’s remarks? Just because you don’t spank…doesn’t mean I don’t. *winks*
Oh…and by the way…remind me to talk to you about butch dicks…but not today. I’m far too wound up for such conversation…

By: comfydildo on May 14, 2008
at 5:09 pm

Shannee, sending you love, healing and positive and very sexy thoughts.
I hope they help.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.

Thank you Paul…your presence is always wonderful in very many ways…((hugs)) *warm smiles* Just please have pity on me and be calming about the sexy thoughts part…? I’m just so damned wound up…

By: Paul on May 14, 2008
at 5:13 pm

On the contrary, I just don’t think my body would do you much good today. You need a real dick, not a girl who’s never used a strap on before.

LOL! I’m just not gonna make the remark I’m thinking…its just far too naughty. And I’m finally starting to calm down a little bit. I’ve found lots of outlets for the tension and its calming a bit to a more manageable level. I’m going to consume a buffalo burger today. Should ground me nicely and hopefully it will enable my menses to commence and I’ll stop being so damned irritating to myself….*grins*

By: comfydildo on May 14, 2008
at 5:55 pm

were you gonna tell me i was being a real dick?

LOL! That were a guud un!

By: comfydildo on May 14, 2008
at 6:08 pm

omg *laughing hysterically*
Soooo….you are saying a little red meat takes care of that problem you have? *wink*

Big meat takes care of it better. LOL!

By: Rosa on May 14, 2008
at 11:07 pm

Jeebus..will someone PLEASE get this woman some cock?

Where are the helping, kind, supportive men of the universe when my good friend needs them!??!!!

Geez…..

LOL! He’s working full time again now spring’s on….And he’s coming home aching, tired and grumpy. *sighs….*

By: gillette on May 15, 2008
at 3:41 pm

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